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Seeing that Ramadan started this week, here's a joke. There were two white christian men, Adam and Jack, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! This month, lunch is on me. That was a fast proposition. This thread is gonna have sawm-many puns. Maybe I'm just mixed up, but doesn't it seem like Ramadan jokes start earlier every year? Muslims use a lunar calendar. My Muslim girlfriend suddenly dumped me right before the start of Ramadan. She said, "We're going to fast." 70 ramadan jokes and hilarious ramadan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ramadan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. This article will provide readers with a collection of entertaining and insightful Ramadan jokes. Ramadan jokes are a popular way for Muslims to lighten the mood and bring joy to those around them during this holy month. From humorous observations about the struggles of fasting to silly puns and jokes, there are many ways to inject some humor into Ramadan. 31 Hilarious Ramadan Memes That Will Have You Gasping For Water. It's time to celebrate Rooh Afza's supremacy! On a hot Ramadan day, the Bektashi and his friend are caught by the police while eating watermelon in public. Both are taken to the police station. The commissioner asks the friend: "It's the holy month of Ramadan, aren't you ashamed to eat openly?" The friend, with a bowed head, can't read more Why did the Muslim refuse to sprint during Ramadan? He didn’t want to rush towards iftar! Why was the Ramadan meal like a beautiful painting? It always had the perfect frame! Why did the mountain love Ramadan? It could always peak at iftar! What do you call a Ramadan observer who’s also a comedian? A fast jokester! Serious comment: Ramadan begins at sunset tonight, which means today is a feast day before the fast. This means that it's basically Muslim Mardi Gras. 25 Hilarious Ramadan Tweets That Aren't "Not Even Water" Jokes "You call it Taraweeh, I call it sneaker shopping" Yes, yes. I know we all like to have a good laugh about certain things. But Ramadan is a very important and sacred time for Muslims. And as a non-Muslim, I have since learned that we need treat it with some respect. See, my next door neighbour is a Muslim. Ever since the start of Ramadan, I have been making jokes every time I see him. How do you know, in tripoli, that Ramadan is just a zucchini bite away ? U suddenly see everyone and their grandma on the streets selling fresh juice, mainly orange juice. Honestly, it isn't even March and I saw my first juice street stand on my way to work. So Ramadan moubarak guys. Repaintings is about changing the context or content of an existing art work. Find a painting at a garage sale, thrift store, or in the trash and repaint it. The successor of r/extomatos, in this Subreddit we do our best to counter the lies and anti-islamic speech spread by disbelievers and the enemies of the Ahlus Sunnah wal Jamaah. As for the jokes - I subscribe - I enjoy - this thread's been good overall. I don't enjoy holocaust jokes - they're not funny - if you're resorting to making fun of genocide, you've kinda hit the bottom of the barrel. I once worked in a place where holocaust jokes were being told in the office infront of Israeli and Jewish colleagues. 464 votes, 31 comments. Lunch is on me. On a hot Ramadan day, the Bektashi and his friend are caught by the police while eating watermelon in public. Both are taken to the police station. The commissioner asks the friend: "It's the holy month of Ramadan, aren't you ashamed to eat openly?" The friend, with a bowed head, can't respond. The commissioner turns to the Bektashi: "And you?" Related Joke Funny/Humor forward back r/MontanaPolitics A place for news and discussion about politics in the Treasure State, with more politics than /r/Montana, and more Montana than /r/politics. Posted by u/LionsBlitz - 85 votes and 9 comments Putting the "slim" back in "Muslim" Business, Economics, and Finance. GameStop Moderna Pfizer Johnson & Johnson AstraZeneca Walgreens Best Buy Novavax SpaceX Tesla
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